Demented bedtime stories 

That night at Mar-a-Lago, Trump had dinner with Sessions, Bannon, Homeland Security Secretary John F. Kelly and White House senior policy adviser Stephen Miller, among others. They tried to put Trump in a better mood by going over their implementation plans for the travel ban, according to a White House official.

From the Washington Post (3/6/2017)

So, when the pwesident is gwumpy, his advisers just need to remind him how much power he has to ruin people’s lives, and that kisses his boo-boo and helps him sleep at night?

Other favorites:

  • Goodnight, Healthcare! I’ll probably kill you in the morning!
  • Free to Be Me (not You, and no, it’s not all right to cry)
  • Tomorrow Belongs to Me (such a sweet, albeit, well, you know, literally Nazi lullaby from Cabaret)
  • A Snowy Day (in hell)
  • The Lorax Goes to Guantanamo

Could somebody just give the man some ambien instead of these bedtime stories?